Bill
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| Bill - Bette Midlers Biggest Fan |
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| "USE ME. PLEASE!" - Bill |
Jack
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| Jack - Armed Hottie |
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| Jack as Barbie, many a little girl's dream. On the right, as Farrah Fawcett, who was basically, the same thing, for boys, but different dream. |
Rich
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| "please expose my voluptuousness to the world..." - Rich |
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| Rich, the Rocky of boobs. |
Steve
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| "You should consider using my picture since it is clearly the best looking." - Steve |
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| Knockout! |
Tony
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| "Tweek mine first, or put ice cubes to them. Make it look like I'm having a good time." - Tony |
Once you're done scopin' out the boobs, check out this video of Tony's artwork. Firstly, because it's awesomesauce. Secondly, because I said to. I'm on the internet. You're supposed to do what I say.
